Staff

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Coming from all over the world, and from completely different backgrounds, the Metal Blast staff is an example of collaboration. Every single one of them has been able to put their differences behind, and focus exclusively on what unites them: their desire to vent their frustration for not making it as musicians.

Tone deaf, unfunny, and more pretentious than most, this motley crew of writers works tirelessly to create new content each day.

If you think you have what it takes to ride this short bus, contact us!

J. Salmeron

Editor, Photographer, Jack-Of-All-Trades-Master-Of-None

Favorite Bands: Iron Maiden, Nine Inch Nails.

Philosophy: "It's hard being a single, African-American mother when you're a 32 year old white guy."

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Bradley Barnes

Writer, Reviewer, Lint Connoisseur

Favorite Bands: Napalm Death, Converge, Cattle Decapitation.

Philosophy: "I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off."

Gabriel Pesek

Writer, Reviewer, that-one-kid-at-school-you-suspected-had-a-gun

Favorite Bands: Coil, Type O Negative

Philosophy: "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it"

Stephen Smith

Writer, Reviewer, Public Urinator

Favorite Bands: Clutch, Richard Cheese.

Philosophy: "There's always a Steve"